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A Little Bit of Humor
(Hope you enjoy!   JK)


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"An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion
but enjoys the scenery."

-- Walter Winchell: (1897-1972) US journalist, broadcaster
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"All publicity is good,
except an obituary notice."
-- Brendan Behan: (1923-1964) Irish dramatist, author
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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner
only if he's buying."
-- Fran Lebowitz: (1950-____) US journalist
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"Show me a man with both feet on the ground
and I'll show you a man
who can't get his pants on."
-- Joe E. Lewis: (1902-1971) US comedian, actor
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"I am a typed director.
If I made "Cinderella,"
the audience would immediately be looking
for a body in the coach."
-- Alfred Hitchcock: (1899-1980) English director
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"I only like two kinds of men;
domestic and foreign."
-- Mae West: (1892-1980) US actress

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"Be like a duck.
Calm on the surface,
but always paddling like the dickens underneath."
-- Michael Caine: (1933-____) English actor
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