"An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery." -- Walter Winchell: (1897-1972)
US journalist, broadcaster "All publicity
is good, except an obituary notice." -- Brendan Behan: (1923-1964) Irish dramatist, author "Ask
your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." -- Fran Lebowitz: (1950-____) US journalist "Show
me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on." -- Joe E. Lewis: (1902-1971) US comedian, actor "I
am a typed director. If I made "Cinderella," the audience would immediately be looking for a body
in the coach." --
Alfred Hitchcock: (1899-1980) English director "I
only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign." -- Mae West: (1892-1980) US actress
"Be
like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath." -- Michael Caine: (1933-____) English actor